OMG what are we going to do, the buoy is broken so how am i supposed to give the surf report???? you're actually going to have to go to the beach today. gross...sand, seaweed, dog poo, seagulls, uughhh. what a horrible place.

it looks calm, reports from LBSS Bill are that it looks calm and glassy out there and to check out Cox Bay again. Thanks for the box of fudge Bill. My goal is to barf by noon. Or just pass out from all the sugar and butter.

ANTM tonight, bets are placed. I'm gonna be honest, i wanted to vote for eyebrows but everyone else did so i voted for someone i really dont have a lot of faith in. i think i just dont really care about any of them. the short ones last season were way more interesting.

we shall see tonight.